After it emerged last week that local taxi driver Dan Jacks is a Fandan Man, Bute News received several calls asking if we would run a story covering this 'news.' However, after much soul searching we have decided we will not be investigating, as we feel Bute News is no place for fandans. For a full, detailed analysis of Mr Jacks' new status, we recommend you buy a copy of our rival publication The Buteman*, as they are filled to the brim with fandans and fandan related stories.
*Bute News takes no responsibility for the accuracy or (more likely) sheer ridiculousness of reporting in The Buteman. It is unfortunate that other local new sources are not as committed to high-quality journalism as Bute News.
