Local man Jason McKenzie is rumoured to have been parting his hair on the other side of his head in order to disguise himself while conducting an extra-marital affair.
Town gossip Mary Hinge got in touch with Bute News last weekend to reveal all about Mr McKenzie's sordid ways. "It's all because of that little tramp Jenny Grey, you know" said Ms Hinge, "he's always parted his hair on the left, but I see him on the bus to her house and he's got it parted on the right. I bet it's a disguise in case his wife catches him, but I see through it. Dirty bugger."
If Mr McKenzie is indeed utilising an opposite parting for disguise purposes, he would be following in some very famous footsteps. It is believed that Lord Lucan has evaded police for over 30 years because he moved to Newcastle, changed his hairstyle and told everyone his name was Dave, while former Prime Minister John Major successfully used a similar disguise to conduct his affair with Edwina Currie right under the nose of his wife Norma.
